3 year olds say some funny things. I am 3. Here are some things that I have been saying.
"I am a big girl now because I don't suck on the toothpaste anymore."
Mommy and Daddy always try to get me to eat food like them. My new way to say no is to tell them "I don't eat every food that you eat."
Mommy and Daddy always try to get me to eat food like them. My new way to say no is to tell them "I don't eat every food that you eat."
I like to tell jokes too.
"Knock, knock."
Who is there?
"Bananas!"
Bananas who?
"Do you have bananas on your head?"
"Knock, knock."
Who is there?
"Dinosaurs"
Dinosaurs who?
"Watch out! You have a big dinosaur on your head!"
My knock, knock jokes always have something on your head because that is funny.
"Knock, knock."
Who is there?
"Dinosaurs"
Dinosaurs who?
"Watch out! You have a big dinosaur on your head!"
My knock, knock jokes always have something on your head because that is funny.
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