What do you want, Deaf?

Here is a funny story that made Mommy and Daddy laugh at me....

I like to play waitress and ask people what they want to eat and then I go in my kitchen and make it.

I was in the kitchen and I said, "Daddy, whadda want?".

Daddy said that he wanted a cheeseburger. So I made him a cheeseburger.

Then I said, "Mommy, whadda want?". Mommy didn't say anything. So I said it louder, "Mommy, what do YOU want?". Mommy still didn't say anything. She was reading a book and she wasn't talking to us.

Daddy said, "What are you, deaf?" to Mommy.

So right away I said "Yeah. What do you want, Deaf?"

I didn't know what deaf means so I thought Daddy was saying that Mommy's name was Deaf. Mommy and Daddy both cracked up laughing at me. I didn't know why it was funny but I laughed too. :-)